Nothing will distract me from my solemn vow to protect you.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
Hey! We would like to buy some bay-guls.
ALRIGHT PEOPLE. START SPAMMING ME WITH VERONICA/LOGAN FIC RECS.
I WILL ALSO ACCEPT MAC/DICK FICS BECAUSE I’M THAT GIRL.
♥ / I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic.